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The Spanish proverb and kick in the balls

The English proverb is very rich and not always easy to remember the full saying. A friend told me that all the sayings can be completed with "a kick in the balls" if you do not remember how it ends. Apparently this has already its time, but at least I did not know and in any case I need to take action on Chalao transcendental subject.

The truth is that it is true. Indeed, some of them are really well. But enough of theory and see some examples:

• Who gets up early, kick in the balls. For the next time you want to come early and wake up making funny noises. Is that if you turn up early every morning to you too, and that does not ... kick well given.
• A bird in hand kick in the balls. This is so obvious that I do not know what else I can say. Is that although the bird shit on your hand is still preferable to burst your eggs.
• A good tree who came over kick in the balls. If storm did not even think you may be struck by lightning, and better pain cataplines to end steak, right?. And if you snuggled up to steal some fruit such as strawberries (everyone knows that trees are Cojonudos), it deserved kick.
• between cabbage and kale, kick in the balls. Man, the truth is that this is gratuitous violence, and torture is rather eat two cabbages, so filthy they are. Who
• pica, kick in the balls. course is a fairly expeditious solution, but that's picking for anything is bad, and a kick in the balls makes it very clear to iron
• Whoever kills kick in the balls. And maybe in this case we fall short, that killing is very wrong. And killing iron worse, you can also get tetanus die. In
• blacksmith's house, kick in the balls. blacksmiths are very gross, maybe it's his way of greeting. Although few visitors will like this.
• A gift horse kick in the balls. Man, I is not whether this is adequate, poor animal. If you do not like horses give it away to another little kick but not a good solution (besides that you run a high risk take a kick in the face.
• Although the monkey dressed in silk, kick in the balls. This I Chalao position dedicated to that you have not talk about monkeys.

Well, do the test, do you think of any? Yes, there are many who does not apply the rule, but can not say that is not fun.